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Friday, April 25, 2008

How about a good old fashioned giggle?

Amazingly Simple Home Remedies:

1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.

2. Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.

3. For high blood pressure sufferers ~ simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. Remember to use a timer.

4. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

5. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you'll be afraid to cough.

6. You only need two tools in life - wd-40 and duct tape. if it doesn't move and should, use the wd-40 if it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

7. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.

Daily thought: Some people are like slinkies - not really good for anything but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.

Note from Phyl...I love the last one. I have a very visual sence of things...you can admit it...who did you just imagine "slinking down the stairs?" Personally, I plead the 5th!

Rotflmao...Have a fabulously fun Friday:)!

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5 comments:

Storm said...

Lol. Thanks for the laugh.

storyteller said...

Thanks for sharing the ‘funnies’ this morning …(though I must admit I ‘gasped’ at #2).

I’ve published my usual two Haiku posts since it’s Friday:
I Up and Did it Yesterday! at Sacred Ruminations and Baby Beagle Update at Small Reflections.

Hugs and blessings,

BitnByAQuiltingBug said...

Thanks for the giggle! Great one!
Regina

Brandy said...

Nice! I like the slinky part!

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